Once upon a time, there was a comedian called Hachhimiau (miau pronunciation: meow :P) who lived in a small hut in a small town. Despite the fact that he lived in a small hut and small town, the President of the country visited him one day. Though Hachhimiau had heard of the President's plan before he was visited, he do not welcome them unusually but usually as he did to all who had visited him. No special candy, no special soup or cake, no fat chicken or meat to serve, and it was also not a concern as the President was straight forward.
'I have come to listen to your jokes, so can you tell me your jokes,' the President lean back in the woody chair.
The wife, whose name was Ahih-hih was busy in the kitchen and son, whose name was Bambam was busy around the room.
'Do you bring me a gift? Any?' with sad smiley face, the comedian turned to the president for a moment and continue to focus on his mobile game again.
The president had his first short laugh with a of feeling superiority or self-importance, 'Is not it enough that I visited you?'
The comedian massage the back his head down to his neck as if he felt stress on it but with the same mournful face, then flung his mobile behind him, 'Is not it enough that you meet me?'
'Oh come on! would you not tell me even a single joke? Yeah! I feel great to have met you a great comedian and I hope that you would give me a little whole medicine.'
'I won't. I am not a toy in the market that you can do as you will,' the comedian with a sad smiley lips turned his head left and stared at the floor as he was concentrating, "Foolish people thinks a joke makers are abnormal, comedian by birth and making jokes is their nature and reason of existence. They never have the mind to consider that we do also have a normal life, interest and hobbies but believes us to be funny all the time and expects us to be a joker all the time."
'Ok, if you don't want to share any jokes... Then, we will be going.'
But, Ahih-hih interrupted, 'Wait for some refreshment, Mr. President, I'm making drinks which will be accompanied by a few old loaf. Then you could feel energetic on your way back.' Hachhimiau nodded on it as he was doing his thinking.
'Trouble not yourself, maybe someday I'll come back. Ok, bye.'
'Thank you for the visit then, Mr. President,' Hachhimiau quickly continued to think, "And when we don't make a joke, they will not look at us as normal either."
'Why don't you just tell him a good joke?' Ahih-hih woke him up from his imagination world.
'Where is my mobile!?' Hachhimiau stood up suddenly, checked his body and looked around.
'Were you not playing games all those times?' Ahih-hih helped him search the bed which was behind the chairs, 'Nothing found.'
'This assh*** need a lesson,' he said and rushed toward the President who was almost entering at the back of his car.
His wife yelled at his back, 'Maybe you are mistaken, be thoughtful and careful.'
'Shut up and don't you say any words until I say you should,' comes the reply with the following, 'Mr. President you are steeling my mobile fone,'
The bodyguards restrained themselves from laughing and with red faces they tried to hold Hachhimiau from advancing, but the President stopped them as he did not believed Hachhimiau was serious, 'Let him make his joke as he wish.'
But, Hachhimiau grabbed the President's ear and pushed him back against the car, 'Tell me, where the hell do you keep my mobile?'
'What a nice joke? Hahaha...' the President and his bodyguards laughed heartily but it increased the anger of Hachhimiau.
'Eh, you do not believe me? Hmmm?' serious Hachhimiau pulled the President on his ear back to his small hut and locked themselves in, 'Let me beat the truth out of ya as*****.'
'Are you serious?'
On hearing that the bodyguards outside the small hut laughed out so loud as they approach the hut with a bending posture. And they continue to hear slapping sounds and questions 'Are you seeeeeriaus? Tell me the truth, where the hell do you keep my mobile foooooan?' as Hachhimiau shook the President on his chest.
'I don't know, I don't really know what you talking about?'
'Het, don't you lie, don't you dare lie,' Hachhimiau yelled as punching sound followed, 'dukduk dukduk.'
The president felt so painful and suspected that Hachhimiau was no longer making a joke, 'I swear, I swear, I did not steal your mobile. I have lots of money and why should I want your ugly mobile phone?'
'Eeeee, my ugly mobile fone and your lots of money??? You did not even brought me even a gift,' yelled Hachhimiau as shook the President, then the same old sound quickly followed again, 'duk duk duk.'
'I swear, I swear to the moon and the skah!' Hachhimiau hit the President before he could finished his words.
Outside, the bodyguards had suffered so greatly that their stomach began to feel pain and exhausted.
'You will not spit out any true word like this, wait,' Hachhimiau cried as he decided to tie the President to the chair and shock him with electricity by his battery, 'Ahih-hih come and hold this fat ass made by the sweat and blood of poor people.'
Meanwhile the president screamed, 'Help! Help! Bodyguards, help help.'
His bodyguards would not believed him but laughed at the happening that they thought it was all a game of jokes.
Hachhimiau had fitted the wire shock him immediately with the electric when the President begged, 'Please donzzzzzzzz'
'What were you saying, hhha?' Hachhimiau wiped off his sweat off his face as he stay alert to electric shock the President again if he ever say a word not related to the answer he wanted.
Obviously, the President did try to ask for help which turned as a scream, 'Hellllllllzzzzzzzz,'
'Better tell me the truth and give me my mobile then trying to say helz lol.'
The President shook his head and open his mouth but since Hachhimiau do not accept that, the President screamed again, 'Helllzzzzz.'
The President looked absolute cool now but tried to explain, 'Ok, truly speaking I did nozzzzzzzz'
This time holding the electric wire, Hachhimiau yelled loudly, 'Where the hell do you hide my mobile fone?'
Then, immediately, before the president could answer a reply came from his son under the bed, 'Dad! Dad! Here is your mobile.'
Meanwhile the President screamed with all the only pathetic voice left in him, 'Help! Help, Bodyguards Hel...zzzzz.'
'Just wait before I make sure of my moblie fone ok,' Hachhimiau shocked the President slightly which was not that slight for the president after all those experiences, 'Come out baby.'
On hearing the Presidents pathetic voice the bodyguards forced through the door with half smiling and it seems soooo faaaakkkkee.
The president was so annoyed on that as words entered in his mind, 'He who commits no crime or sin have nothing to confess,' Now I know that.' But another thought strike his mind and turned his anger upon his bodyguards, 'one gets disappointment when one disappoints others.' 'Yes, even if a comedian do not intend to disappoints you, you disappoint yourself by his normal life if you expects him to be a joker or make a joke all the time.'
When Bambam came out of the bed under and gave his father the mobile, Hachhimiau confidently declared, 'Ok, times up, that's enough, phew. We have wasted so much time, now bodyguards, you can truly escort our dear President home.'
On that words, the President was so angry again with Hachhimiau and stared at him so angrily, but he has no more strength to say a word, as his still half laughing bodyguards took him out of the woody chair. He wanted to punch him so hard but no strength was left in him anymore to make him stand on his own feet. After all, it was him, who visited and asked for a joke when Hachhhimiau was not motivated and in the mood.
The President was also angry to his foolish still half laughing bodyguards and wanted to punished them but he was too weak that he still had to rely on their strength, as he was carried horizontally like a log. He came in by two legs but went back out by eight legs only. But his mind was still working and a thought entered his mind, "Do not consider a comedian to make a joke all the time. Do not expect a joke maker to be a joker all the time. After all, he is a just a normal man with a talent bestowed in him." And he realized, 'Sometimes, Wisdom and truth are also contained in jokes, comedy.'
NB: This is a part of my humorous writings and anyone who is interested to partnered with me in making a comedy movie, please raise up your hands!
Oh! I mean say out loud 'Yay' and step forward :D
Honestly, you know what to do and how to contact me.
Also on Stage32 The social network for film, television and theater creatives.
You are warmly welcome there.
'I have come to listen to your jokes, so can you tell me your jokes,' the President lean back in the woody chair.
The wife, whose name was Ahih-hih was busy in the kitchen and son, whose name was Bambam was busy around the room.
'Do you bring me a gift? Any?' with sad smiley face, the comedian turned to the president for a moment and continue to focus on his mobile game again.
The president had his first short laugh with a of feeling superiority or self-importance, 'Is not it enough that I visited you?'
The comedian massage the back his head down to his neck as if he felt stress on it but with the same mournful face, then flung his mobile behind him, 'Is not it enough that you meet me?'
'Oh come on! would you not tell me even a single joke? Yeah! I feel great to have met you a great comedian and I hope that you would give me a little whole medicine.'
'I won't. I am not a toy in the market that you can do as you will,' the comedian with a sad smiley lips turned his head left and stared at the floor as he was concentrating, "Foolish people thinks a joke makers are abnormal, comedian by birth and making jokes is their nature and reason of existence. They never have the mind to consider that we do also have a normal life, interest and hobbies but believes us to be funny all the time and expects us to be a joker all the time."
'Ok, if you don't want to share any jokes... Then, we will be going.'
But, Ahih-hih interrupted, 'Wait for some refreshment, Mr. President, I'm making drinks which will be accompanied by a few old loaf. Then you could feel energetic on your way back.' Hachhimiau nodded on it as he was doing his thinking.
'Trouble not yourself, maybe someday I'll come back. Ok, bye.'
'Thank you for the visit then, Mr. President,' Hachhimiau quickly continued to think, "And when we don't make a joke, they will not look at us as normal either."
'Why don't you just tell him a good joke?' Ahih-hih woke him up from his imagination world.
'Where is my mobile!?' Hachhimiau stood up suddenly, checked his body and looked around.
'Were you not playing games all those times?' Ahih-hih helped him search the bed which was behind the chairs, 'Nothing found.'
'This assh*** need a lesson,' he said and rushed toward the President who was almost entering at the back of his car.
His wife yelled at his back, 'Maybe you are mistaken, be thoughtful and careful.'
'Shut up and don't you say any words until I say you should,' comes the reply with the following, 'Mr. President you are steeling my mobile fone,'
The bodyguards restrained themselves from laughing and with red faces they tried to hold Hachhimiau from advancing, but the President stopped them as he did not believed Hachhimiau was serious, 'Let him make his joke as he wish.'
But, Hachhimiau grabbed the President's ear and pushed him back against the car, 'Tell me, where the hell do you keep my mobile?'
'What a nice joke? Hahaha...' the President and his bodyguards laughed heartily but it increased the anger of Hachhimiau.
'Eh, you do not believe me? Hmmm?' serious Hachhimiau pulled the President on his ear back to his small hut and locked themselves in, 'Let me beat the truth out of ya as*****.'
'Are you serious?'
On hearing that the bodyguards outside the small hut laughed out so loud as they approach the hut with a bending posture. And they continue to hear slapping sounds and questions 'Are you seeeeeriaus? Tell me the truth, where the hell do you keep my mobile foooooan?' as Hachhimiau shook the President on his chest.
'I don't know, I don't really know what you talking about?'
'Het, don't you lie, don't you dare lie,' Hachhimiau yelled as punching sound followed, 'dukduk dukduk.'
The president felt so painful and suspected that Hachhimiau was no longer making a joke, 'I swear, I swear, I did not steal your mobile. I have lots of money and why should I want your ugly mobile phone?'
'Eeeee, my ugly mobile fone and your lots of money??? You did not even brought me even a gift,' yelled Hachhimiau as shook the President, then the same old sound quickly followed again, 'duk duk duk.'
'I swear, I swear to the moon and the skah!' Hachhimiau hit the President before he could finished his words.
Outside, the bodyguards had suffered so greatly that their stomach began to feel pain and exhausted.
'You will not spit out any true word like this, wait,' Hachhimiau cried as he decided to tie the President to the chair and shock him with electricity by his battery, 'Ahih-hih come and hold this fat ass made by the sweat and blood of poor people.'
Meanwhile the president screamed, 'Help! Help! Bodyguards, help help.'
His bodyguards would not believed him but laughed at the happening that they thought it was all a game of jokes.
Hachhimiau had fitted the wire shock him immediately with the electric when the President begged, 'Please donzzzzzzzz'
'What were you saying, hhha?' Hachhimiau wiped off his sweat off his face as he stay alert to electric shock the President again if he ever say a word not related to the answer he wanted.
Obviously, the President did try to ask for help which turned as a scream, 'Hellllllllzzzzzzzz,'
'Better tell me the truth and give me my mobile then trying to say helz lol.'
The President shook his head and open his mouth but since Hachhimiau do not accept that, the President screamed again, 'Helllzzzzz.'
The President looked absolute cool now but tried to explain, 'Ok, truly speaking I did nozzzzzzzz'
This time holding the electric wire, Hachhimiau yelled loudly, 'Where the hell do you hide my mobile fone?'
Then, immediately, before the president could answer a reply came from his son under the bed, 'Dad! Dad! Here is your mobile.'
Meanwhile the President screamed with all the only pathetic voice left in him, 'Help! Help, Bodyguards Hel...zzzzz.'
'Just wait before I make sure of my moblie fone ok,' Hachhimiau shocked the President slightly which was not that slight for the president after all those experiences, 'Come out baby.'
On hearing the Presidents pathetic voice the bodyguards forced through the door with half smiling and it seems soooo faaaakkkkee.
The president was so annoyed on that as words entered in his mind, 'He who commits no crime or sin have nothing to confess,' Now I know that.' But another thought strike his mind and turned his anger upon his bodyguards, 'one gets disappointment when one disappoints others.' 'Yes, even if a comedian do not intend to disappoints you, you disappoint yourself by his normal life if you expects him to be a joker or make a joke all the time.'
When Bambam came out of the bed under and gave his father the mobile, Hachhimiau confidently declared, 'Ok, times up, that's enough, phew. We have wasted so much time, now bodyguards, you can truly escort our dear President home.'
On that words, the President was so angry again with Hachhimiau and stared at him so angrily, but he has no more strength to say a word, as his still half laughing bodyguards took him out of the woody chair. He wanted to punch him so hard but no strength was left in him anymore to make him stand on his own feet. After all, it was him, who visited and asked for a joke when Hachhhimiau was not motivated and in the mood.
The President was also angry to his foolish still half laughing bodyguards and wanted to punished them but he was too weak that he still had to rely on their strength, as he was carried horizontally like a log. He came in by two legs but went back out by eight legs only. But his mind was still working and a thought entered his mind, "Do not consider a comedian to make a joke all the time. Do not expect a joke maker to be a joker all the time. After all, he is a just a normal man with a talent bestowed in him." And he realized, 'Sometimes, Wisdom and truth are also contained in jokes, comedy.'
NB: This is a part of my humorous writings and anyone who is interested to partnered with me in making a comedy movie, please raise up your hands!
Oh! I mean say out loud 'Yay' and step forward :D
Honestly, you know what to do and how to contact me.
Also on Stage32 The social network for film, television and theater creatives.
You are warmly welcome there.
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